Some Rules

While sat on some steps having my lunch I thought of some rules

Don't shop at Tesco

Don't watch The Hills (ironically or otherwise)

Don't, when talking about going to a country say you are going to 'do' it

Don't spend much money on bags

Don't habitually take drugs

Don't be ignorant about current affairs

Don't, when talking about music say you like 'a bit of everything' when in fact you like 'nothing'

Don't get too angry about about sport

Don't let the pictures become the event

Don't get takeaways very often

Don't sit in the pub when you could go to the park

Don't eat at Pizza Express

Read more books, drink more water.

cool?

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